|#541||I didn't like the play, but I saw it under adverse conditions. The curtain|
|#542||I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk|
and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously,
unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell
you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk.
-- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"
|#543||I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.|
-- Elvis Presley
|#544||I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on|
earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has
succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a
goal in front and not behind.
-- George Bernard Shaw
|#545||I had another dream the other day about music critics. They were small|
and rodent-like with padlocked ears, as if they had stepped out of a
painting by Goya.
|#546||I have a very strange feeling about this...|
-- Luke Skywalker
|#547||"I have come up with a sure-fire concept for a hit television show,|
which would be called `A Live Celebrity Gets Eaten by a Shark'."
-- Dave Barry, "The Wonders of Sharks on TV"
|#548||I have had my television aerials removed. It's the moral equivalent|
of a prostate operation.
-- Malcolm Muggeridge
|#549||I have more humility in my little finger than you have in your whole ____BODY!|
-- from "Cerebus" #82
|#550||I knew her before she was a virgin.|
-- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
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