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| #651 | | Love thy neighbor, tune thy piano.
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| #652 | | Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all you ever do.
Can't you be serious for once?
Snoopy: She is right! I think I had better think
of the more important things in life!
(pause)
Tomorrow!!
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| #653 | | Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser.
-- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"
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| #654 | | Maj. Bloodnok: Seagoon, you're a coward!
Seagoon: Only in the holiday season.
Maj. Bloodnok: Ah, another Noel Coward!
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| #655 | | Mandrell: "You know what I think?"
Doctor: "Ah, ah that's a catch question. With a brain your size you
don't think, right?"
-- Dr. Who
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| #656 | | Many of the characters are fools and they are always playing
tricks on me and treating me badly.
-- Jorge Luis Borges, from "Writers on Writing" by Jon Winokur
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| #657 | | Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on
the dance floor. Now everyone's doing it. It's called grand slam dancing.
-- Ransford, Chicago Reader 10/7/83
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| #658 | | Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!
-- Monty Python
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| #659 | | "Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been watching
Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks."
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| #660 | | Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out
of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles.
-- Casablanca
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