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#651 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Love thy neighbor, tune thy piano.
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#652 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Lucy: Dance, dance, dance. That is all you ever do. Can't you be serious for once? Snoopy: She is right! I think I had better think of the more important things in life! (pause) Tomorrow!!
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#653 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Luke, I'm yer father, eh. Come over to the dark side, you hoser. -- Dave Thomas, "Strange Brew"
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#654 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Maj. Bloodnok: Seagoon, you're a coward! Seagoon: Only in the holiday season. Maj. Bloodnok: Ah, another Noel Coward!
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#655 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Mandrell: "You know what I think?" Doctor: "Ah, ah that's a catch question. With a brain your size you don't think, right?" -- Dr. Who
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#656 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Many of the characters are fools and they are always playing tricks on me and treating me badly. -- Jorge Luis Borges, from "Writers on Writing" by Jon Winokur
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#657 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Maryel brought her bat into Exit once and started whacking people on the dance floor. Now everyone's doing it. It's called grand slam dancing. -- Ransford, Chicago Reader 10/7/83
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#658 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it! -- Monty Python
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#659 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks."
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#660 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Might as well be frank, monsieur. It would take a miracle to get you out of Casablanca and the Germans have outlawed miracles. -- Casablanca
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