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#711 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Satire is what closes Saturday night. -- George Kaufman
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#712 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky! -- Robert James Marshall (Jimi) Hendrix
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#713 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | She ran the gamut of emotions from 'A' to 'B'. -- Dorothy Parker, on a Kate Hepburn performance
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#714 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "She said, `I know you ... you cannot sing'. I said, `That's nothing, you should hear me play piano.'" -- Morrisey
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#715 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way a midget is good at being short. -- Clive James, on Marilyn Monroe
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#716 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Shhh... be vewy, vewy, quiet! I'm hunting wabbits...
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#717 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Show business is just like high school, except you get paid. -- Martin Mull
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#718 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Sir, it's very possible this asteroid is not stable. -- C3P0
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#719 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art. -- Tom Stoppard
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#720 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Smile! You're on Candid Camera.
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