|#481||But you shall not escape my iambics.|
-- Gaius Valerius Catullus
|#482||Can't act. Slightly bald. Also dances.|
-- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test.
Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"
|#483||Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.|
-- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Sayings"
|#484||Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.|
|#485||Darth Vader! Only you would be so bold!|
-- Princess Leia Organa
|#486||Did you know that the voice tapes easily identify the Russian pilot|
that shot down the Korean jet? At one point he definitely states:
"Natasha! First we shoot jet, then we go after moose and squirrel."
|#487||Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.|
|#488||Don't everyone thank me at once!|
-- Han Solo
|#489||Dustin Farnum: Why, yesterday, I had the audience glued to their seats!|
Oliver Herford: Wonderful! Wonderful! Clever of you to think of it!
-- Brian Herbert, "Classic Comebacks"
|#490||Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.|
-- Actor Edmond Gween, on his deathbed.
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