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#1641BASIC is the Computer Science equivalent of `Scientific Creationism'.
#1642BASIC is to computer programming as QWERTY is to typing.
-- Seymour Papert
#1643Be careful when a loop exits to the same place from side and bottom.
#1644Behind every great computer sits a skinny little geek.
#1645Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.
#1646Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
-- Donald Knuth
#1647Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
-- Leonard Brandwein
#1648Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of
interest is easy.
#1649Beware the new TTY code!
#1650Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies.
-- David Nichols
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