|#1691||Computer Science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing|
to a building as being maintenance
-- Jim Horning
|#1692||Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.|
|#1693||Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more unreliable.|
Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
|#1694||Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.|
-- Pablo Picasso
|#1695||Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in|
the world that just don't add up.
|#1696||Computers don't actually think.|
You just think they think.
|#1697||Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more|
than the estimate the job will cost.
|#1698||Conceptual integrity in turn dictates that the design must proceed|
from one mind, or from a very small number of agreeing resonant minds.
-- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month"
|#1699||Congratulations! You are the one-millionth user to log into our system.|
If there's anything special we can do for you, anything at all, don't
hesitate to ask!
|#1700|| Cosmotronic Software Unlimited Inc. does not warrant that the|
functions contained in the program will meet your requirements or that
the operation of the program will be uninterrupted or error-free.
However, Cosmotronic Software Unlimited Inc. warrants the
diskette(s) on which the program is furnished to be of black color and
square shape under normal use for a period of ninety (90) days from the
date of purchase.
NOTE: IN NO EVENT WILL COSMOTRONIC SOFTWARE UNLIMITED OR ITS
DISTRIBUTORS AND THEIR DEALERS BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY DAMAGES, INCLUDING
ANY LOST PROFIT, LOST SAVINGS, LOST PATIENCE OR OTHER INCIDENTAL OR
-- Horstmann Software Design, the "ChiWriter" user manual
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