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#1821 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Help! I'm trapped in a Chinese computer factory!
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#1822 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Help! I'm trapped in a PDP 11/70!
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#1823 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
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#1824 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Heuristics are bug ridden by definition. If they didn't have bugs, then they'd be algorithms.
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#1825 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | HOLY MACRO!
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#1826 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | HOST SYSTEM NOT RESPONDING, PROBABLY DOWN. DO YOU WANT TO WAIT? (Y/N)
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#1827 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | HOST SYSTEM RESPONDING, PROBABLY UP...
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#1828 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | How can you work when the system's so crowded?
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#1829 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | "How do I love thee? My accumulator overflows."
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#1830 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it. On the other hand, who could forget that, to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury. -- Tom Duff, Bell Labs
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