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#3546 |  | "If there isn't a population problem, why is the government putting cancer in the cigarettes?" -- the elder Steptoe, c. 1970
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#3547 |  | "If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Comedian Jay Leno
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#3548 |  | "Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like `Psychic Wins Lottery.'" -- Comedian Jay Leno
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#3549 |  | "Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead." -- Lucy Van Pelt
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#3550 |  | "Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." -- Ford Prefect, _Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_
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#3551 |  | "Ignorance is the soil in which belief in miracles grows." -- Robert G. Ingersoll
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#3552 |  | "Let every man teach his son, teach his daughter, that labor is honorable." -- Robert G. Ingersoll
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#3553 |  | "I have not the slightest confidence in 'spiritual manifestations.'" -- Robert G. Ingersoll
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#3554 |  | "It is hard to overstate the debt that we owe to men and women of genius." -- Robert G. Ingersoll
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#3555 |  | "Joy is wealth and love is the legal tender of the soul." -- Robert G. Ingersoll
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