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#3626"Yo baby yo baby yo."
-- Eddie Murphy
#3627"You must learn to run your kayak by a sort of ju-jitsu. You must learn to
tell what the river will do to you, and given those parameters see how you
can live with it. You must absorb its force and convert it to your users
as best you can. Even with the quickness and agility of a kayak, you are
not faster than the river, nor stronger, and you can beat it only by
understanding it."
-- Strung, Curtis and Perry, _Whitewater_
#3628Everyone who comes in here wants three things:
1. They want it quick.
2. They want it good.
3. They want it cheap.
I tell 'em to pick two and call me back.
-- sign on the back wall of a small printing company in Delaware
#3629"More software projects have gone awry for lack of calendar time than for all
other causes combined."
-- Fred Brooks, Jr., _The Mythical Man Month_
#3630"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
#3631"Remember, extremism in the nondefense of moderation is not a virtue."
-- Peter Neumann, about usenet
#3632"We dedicated ourselves to a powerful idea -- organic law rather than naked
power. There seems to be universal acceptance of that idea in the nation."
-- Supreme Court Justice Potter Steart
#3633"What man has done, man can aspire to do."
-- Jerry Pournelle, about space flight
#3634"Well, it don't make the sun shine, but at least it don't deepen the shit."
-- Straiter Empy, in _Riddley_Walker_ by Russell Hoban
#3635"If you can, help others. If you can't, at least don't hurt others."
-- the Dalai Lama
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