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#2676"...if the church put in half the time on covetousness that it does on lust,
this would be a better world." - Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"
#2677Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too
dark to read.
#2678"Probably the best operating system in the world is the [operating system]
made for the PDP-11 by Bell Laboratories." - Ted Nelson, October 1977
#2679"All these black people are screwing up my democracy." - Ian Smith
#2680Use the Force, Luke.
#2681I've got a bad feeling about this.
#2682The power to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to the power of
the Force.
- Darth Vader
#2683When I left you, I was but the pupil. Now, I am the master.
- Darth Vader
#2684"Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in
poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come
and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!"
- Alex in "Clockwork Orange"
#2685"There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a howling
away at the sons of his father and going blurp blurp in between as if it were
a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to
see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was."
- Alex in "Clockwork Orange"
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