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#2696In order to succeed in any enterprise, one must be persistent and patient.
Even if one has to run some risks, one must be brave and strong enough to
meet and overcome vexing challenges to maintain a successful business in
the long run. I cannot help saying that Americans lack this necessary
challenging spirit today.
- Hajime Karatsu
#2697Memories of you remind me of you.
-- Karl Lehenbauer
#2698Life. Don't talk to me about life.
- Marvin the Paranoid Android
#2699On a clear disk you can seek forever.
#2700The world is coming to an end--save your buffers!
#2701It is your destiny.
- Darth Vader
#2702Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a good blaster at
your side.
- Han Solo
#2703How many QA engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

3: 1 to screw it in and 2 to say "I told you so" when it doesn't work.
#2704How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

"That's a known problem... don't worry about it."
#2705To be is to program.
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