|#3006||"The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody |
appreciates how difficult it was."
-- Walt West
|#3007||"Silent gratitude isn't very much use to anyone."|
-- G. B. Stearn
|#3008||"In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with |
-- Thomas Jefferson
|#3009||The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to |
|#3010||"But this one goes to eleven."|
-- Nigel Tufnel
|#3011||"Been through Hell? Whaddya bring back for me?"|
-- A. Brilliant
|#3012||"I don't know what their|
gripe is. A critic is
simply someone paid to
render opinions glibly."
"Critics are grinks and
-- Baron and Badger, from Badger comics
|#3013||"I've got some amyls. We could either party later or, like, start his heart."|
-- "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"
|#3014||"Israel today announced that it is giving up. The Zionist state will dissolve |
in two weeks time, and its citizens will disperse to various resort communities
around the world. Said Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir, 'Who needs the
-- Dennis Miller, "Satuday Night Live" News
|#3015||"And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead |
by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business
product: a really sharp-looking report."
-- Dave Barry
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