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| #3076 | | "You stay here, Audrey -- this is between me and the vegetable!"
-- Seymour, from _Little Shop Of Horrors_
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| #3077 | | From Sharp minds come... pointed heads.
-- Bryan Sparrowhawk
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| #3078 | | There are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it 2) The rest of us
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| #3079 | | "The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing,
the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a
walnut."
-- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, by Gary Larson
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| #3080 | | "We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb
your cities."
-- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_
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| #3081 | | Why won't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
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| #3082 | | "You know, we've won awards for this crap."
-- David Letterman
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| #3083 | | It was pity stayed his hand.
"Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito.
-- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein
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| #3084 | | A good USENET motto would be:
a. "Together, a strong community."
b. "Computers R Us."
c. "I'm sick of programming, I think I'll just screw around for a while on
company time."
-- A Sane Man
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| #3085 | | "He didn't run for reelection. `Politics brings you into contact with all the
people you'd give anything to avoid,' he said. `I'm staying home.'"
-- Garrison Keillor, _Lake_Wobegone_Days_
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