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#3086"If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets and
fire them all off, wouldn't you?"
-- Garrison Keillor
#3087"Mr. Spock succumbs to a powerful mating urge and nearly kills Captain Kirk."
-- TV Guide, describing the Star Trek episode _Amok_Time_
#3088"Poor man... he was like an employee to me."
-- The police commisioner on "Sledge Hammer" laments the death of his bodyguard
#3089"Trust me. I know what I'm doing."
-- Sledge Hammer
#3090"Hi. This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and
number... and after I've doctored the tape, your message will implicate you
in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the F.B.I... BEEEP"
-- Blue Devil comics
#3091"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact,
barely presentable."
-- Fran Lebowitz
#3092"If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?"
-- Lily Tomlin
#3093Whom the gods would destroy, they first teach BASIC.
#3094"Look! There! Evil!.. pure and simple, total evil from the Eighth Dimension!"
-- Buckaroo Banzai
#3095"I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid"
-- the artificial person, from _Aliens_
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