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| | #3266 | | "Nine years of ballet, asshole."
-- Shelly Long, to the bad guy after making a jump over a gorge that he
couldn't quite, in "Outrageous Fortune"
| | | #3267 | | You are in a maze of UUCP connections, all alike.
| | | #3268 | | "If that man in the PTL is such a healer, why can't he make his wife's
hairdo go down?"
-- Robin Williams
| | | #3269 | | 8) Use common sense in routing cable. Avoid wrapping coax around sources of
strong electric or magnetic fields. Do not wrap the cable around
flourescent light ballasts or cyclotrons, for example.
-- Ethernet Headstart Product, Information and Installation Guide,
Bell Technologies, pg. 11
| | | #3270 | | "What a wonder is USENET; such wholesale production of conjecture from
such a trifling investment in fact."
-- Carl S. Gutekunst
| | | #3271 | | VMS must die!
| | | #3272 | | MS-DOS must die!
| | | #3273 | | OS/2 must die!
| | | #3274 | | Pournelle must die!
| | | #3275 | | Garbage In, Gospel Out
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