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#3316"It ain't so much the things we don't know that get us in trouble. It's the
things we know that ain't so."
-- Artemus Ward aka Charles Farrar Brown
#3317"Don't discount flying pigs before you have good air defense."
-- jvh@clinet.FI
#3318"In the long run, every program becomes rococo, and then rubble."
-- Alan Perlis
#3319"Pok pok pok, P'kok!"
-- Superchicken
#3320Live Free or Live in Massachusettes.
#3321"You can't get very far in this world without your dossier being there first."
-- Arthur Miller
#3322"Flight Reservation systems decide whether or not you exist. If your information
isn't in their database, then you simply don't get to go anywhere."
-- Arthur Miller
#3323"What people have been reduced to are mere 3-D representations of their own
data."
-- Arthur Miller
#3324"The Avis WIZARD decides if you get to drive a car. Your head won't touch the
pillow of a Sheraton unless their computer says it's okay."
-- Arthur Miller
#3325"They know your name, address, telephone number, credit card numbers, who ELSE
is driving the car "for insurance", ... your driver's license number. In the
state of Massachusetts, this is the same number as that used for Social
Security, unless you object to such use. In THAT case, you are ASSIGNED a
number and you reside forever more on the list of "weird people who don't give
out their Social Security Number in Massachusetts."
-- Arthur Miller
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