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#2606"Oh dear, I think you'll find reality's on the blink again."
-- Marvin The Paranoid Android
#2607"Send lawyers, guns and money..."
-- Lyrics from a Warren Zevon song
#2608"I go on working for the same reason a hen goes on laying eggs."
- H. L. Mencken
#2609"Remember, Information is not knowledge; Knowledge is not Wisdom;
Wisdom is not truth; Truth is not beauty; Beauty is not love;
Love is not music; Music is the best." -- Frank Zappa
#2610I can't drive 55.
#2611"And they told us, what they wanted...
Was a sound that could kill some-one, from a distance." -- Kate Bush
#2612"In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not
there if you want to keep writing good code." -- Karl Lehenbauer
#2613Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.
#2614I can't drive 55.
I'm looking forward to not being able to drive 65, either.
#2615Thank God a million billion times you live in Texas.
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