|#3436||1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.|
|#3437||"I figured there was this holocaust, right, and the only ones left alive were|
Donna Reed, Ozzie and Harriet, and the Cleavers."
-- Wil Wheaton explains why everyone in "Star Trek: The Next Generation"
is so nice
|#3438||"Engineering meets art in the parking lot and things explode."|
-- Garry Peterson, about Survival Research Labs
|#3439||"Why can't we ever attempt to solve a problem in this country without having|
a 'War' on it?" -- Rich Thomson, talk.politics.misc
|#3440|| ...and before I knew what I was doing, I had kicked the|
typewriter and threw it around the room and made it beg for
mercy. At this point the typewriter pleaded for me to dress
him in feminine attire but instead I pressed his margin release
over and over again until the typewriter lost consciousness.
Presently, I regained consciousness and realized with shame what
I had done. My shame is gone and now I am looking for a
submissive typewriter, any color, or model. No electric
|#3441||Professional wrestling: ballet for the common man.|
|#3442||"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a|
cabbage, concludes that it will also make better soup." - H.L. Mencken
|#3443|| "Are those cocktail-waitress fingernail marks?" I asked Colletti as he|
showed us these scratches on his chest. "No, those are on my back," Colletti
answered. "This is where a case of cocktail shrimp fell on me. I told her
to slow down a little, but you know cocktail waitresses, they seem to have
a mind of their own."
-- The Incredibly Monstrous, Mind-Roasting Summer of O.C. and Stiggs
National Lampoon, October 1982
|#3444||"Never give in. Never give in. Never. Never. Never."|
-- Winston Churchill
|#3445||"Never ascribe to malice that which is caused by greed and ignorance."|
-- Cal Keegan
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