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#3768Binary, adj.:
Possessing the ability to have friends of both sexes.
#3769Bing's Rule:
Don't try to stem the tide -- move the beach.
#3770Bipolar, adj.:
Refers to someone who has homes in Nome, Alaska, and Buffalo, New York.
#3771birth, n:
The first and direst of all disasters.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
#3772bit, n:
A unit of measure applied to color. Twenty-four-bit color
refers to expensive $3 color as opposed to the cheaper 25
cent, or two-bit, color that use to be available a few years ago.
#3773Bizoos, n.:
The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
#3774blithwapping:
Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a nail into the
wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, doorstops, etc.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
#3775Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
The judge's jokes are always funny.
#3776Blore's Razor:
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
#3777Blutarsky's Axiom:
Nothing is impossible for the man who will not listen to reason.
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