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#366817th Rule of Friendship:
A friend will refrain from telling you he picked up the same amount of
life insurance coverage you did for half the price when yours is
noncancellable.
-- Esquire, May 1977
#3669186,282 miles per second:
It isn't just a good idea, it's the law!
#367018th Rule of Friendship:
A friend will let you hold the ladder while he goes up on the roof
to install your new aerial, which is the biggest son-of-a-bitch you
ever saw.
-- Esquire, May 1977
#36712180, U.S. History question:
What 20th Century U.S. President was almost impeached and what
office did he later hold?
#36723rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
#3673667:
The neighbor of the beast.
#3674A hypothetical paradox:
What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team,
who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial
Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet?
-- Tom Galloway
#3675A Law of Computer Programming:
Make it possible for programmers to write in English
and you will find that programmers cannot write in English.
#3676A musician, an artist, an architect:
the man or woman who is not one of these is not a Christian.
-- William Blake
#3677A new koan:
If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you.
It is an ice cream koan.
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