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| #4188 | | Lactomangulation, n.:
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk carton so badly
that one has to resort to using the "illegal" side.
-- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"
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| #4189 | | Langsam's Laws:
(1) Everything depends.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
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| #4190 | | Larkinson's Law:
All laws are basically false.
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| #4191 | | laser, n.:
Failed death ray.
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| #4192 | | Laura's Law:
No child throws up in the bathroom.
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| #4193 | | Law of Communications:
The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications
between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased
area of misunderstanding.
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| #4194 | | Law of Continuity:
Experiments should be reproducible. They should all fail the same way.
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| #4195 | | Law of Procrastination:
Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has
the feeling that there is nothing important to do.
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| #4196 | | Law of Selective Gravity:
An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
Jenning's Corollary:
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side
down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
Law of the Perversity of Nature:
You cannot determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter.
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| #4197 | | Law of the Jungle:
He who hesitates is lunch.
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