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#4208Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn't belong to anyone,
ever.
#4209Liar, n.:
A lawyer with a roving commission.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
#4210Liar:
one who tells an unpleasant truth.
-- Oliver Herford
#4211Lie, n.:
A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one
discovered to date.
#4212Lieberman's Law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
#4213life, n.:
A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
#4214life, n.:
Learning about people the hard way -- by being one.
#4215life, n.:
That brief interlude between nothingness and eternity.
#4216lighthouse, n.:
A tall building on the seashore in which the government
maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.
#4217like:
When being alive at the same time is a wonderful coincidence.
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