A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.
|#4359||Pardo's First Postulate:|
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
Everything else causes cancer in rats.
|#4360||Parkinson's Fifth Law:|
If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good
bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
|#4361||Parkinson's Fourth Law:|
The number of people in any working group tends to increase
regardless of the amount of work to be done.
A gathering where you meet people who drink
so much you can't even remember their names.
The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
Please modify your programs accordingly.
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
A programming language named after a man who would turn over
in his grave if he knew about it.
-- Datamation, January 15, 1984
The study of those mathematical properties that are invariant
under brain transplants.
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