|#5206||Whatever doesn't succeed in two months and a half in California will|
-- Rev. Henry Durant, founder of the University of California
|#5207||When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.|
-- Samuel Johnson
|#5208||When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask? Well, last year, I|
think it was a Tuesday.
|#5209||When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket|
and a willingness to compromise.
-- Weber cartoon caption
|#5210||When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said|
to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
-- Franklyn Ajaye
|#5211||When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself|
|#5212||Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?|
|#5213||Yawd [noun, Bostonese]: the campus of Have Id.|
-- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary
|#5214||Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those|
L-shaped ones. Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
-- Rita Rudner
|#5215||You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty spray paint cans|
in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.
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