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|#6037||You can't have everything. Where would you put it?|
-- Steven Wright
|#6038|| "You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon|
airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in
deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me
when I was young!"
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen."
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
|#6039||You may already be a loser.|
-- Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield.
|#6040||You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you|
can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
-- Groucho Marx
|#6041||You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.|
-- Jim Samuels to a heckler
Ah, yes. I remember my first beer.
-- Steve Martin to a heckler
When your IQ rises to 28, sell.
-- Professor Irwin Corey to a heckler
|#6042||FORTUNE'S RANDOM QUOTES FROM MATCH GAME 75, NO. 1:|
Gene Rayburn: We'd like to close with a thought for the day, friends ---
Someone: (interrupting) Uh-oh
Gene Rayburn: ...pithy, full of wisdom --- and we call on the Poet
Laureate, Lipsy Russell
Lipsy Russell: The young people are very different today, and there is
one sure way to know: Kids to use to ask where they came
from, now they'll tell you where you can go.
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