|#6143||One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.|
-- George Herbert
|#6144||One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old|
enough to give you presents they make at school.
-- Robert Byrne
|#6145||Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.|
|#6146||Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.|
|#6147||Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have|
much of anything to do with it.
|#6148||Please, Mother! I'd rather do it myself!|
|#6149||Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.|
-- Thomas Berger
|#6150||Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when|
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
|#6151||Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore|
them long enough.
|#6152||Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth|
to a child. She must be found and stopped.
-- Sam Levenson
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