|#6073||Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for|
word what you shouldn't have said.
|#6074||Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.|
-- Maya Angelou, "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
|#6075||Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling|
the walk before it stops snowing.
-- Phyllis Diller
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years
the dirt doesn't get any worse.
-- Quentin Crisp
|#6076||Delusions are often functional. A mother's opinions about her children's|
beauty, intelligence, goodness, et cetera ad nauseam, keep her from drowning
them at birth.
|#6077||Do not handicap your children by making their lives easy.|
-- Robert Heinlein
|#6078||Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children,|
neither will you.
|#6079||For adult education nothing beats children.|
|#6080||For children with short attention spans: boomerangs that don't come back.|
|#6081||FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #5|
"And, and, and, and, but, but, but, but!"
-- Mrs. Janice Markowsky, April 8, 1965
|#6082||FORTUNE REMEMBERS THE GREAT MOTHERS: #6|
"Johnny, if you fall and break your leg, don't come running to me!"
-- Mrs. Emily Barstow, June 16, 1954
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