|#6313||In Seattle, Washington, it is illegal to carry a concealed weapon that|
is over six feet in length.
|#6314||In Tennessee, it is illegal to shoot any game other than whales from a|
|#6315||In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a|
loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to
you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty
lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you stole a dog
and were caught, you were punished with twelve rabbit punches, although it
was hard to find rabbits big enough or strong enough to punch you.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"
|#6316||In Tulsa, Oklahoma, it is against the law to open a soda bottle without|
the supervision of a licensed engineer.
|#6317||In West Union, Ohio, No married man can go flying without his spouse|
along at any time, unless he has been married for more than 12 months.
|#6318||It has long been noticed that juries are pitiless for robbery and full of|
indulgence for infanticide. A question of interest, my dear Sir! The jury
is afraid of being robbed and has passed the age when it could be a victim
-- Edmond About
|#6319||It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of|
|#6320||It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood|
Boulevard at one time.
|#6321||It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" in Jonesboro, Georgia.|
|#6322||It is Mr. Mellon's credo that $200,000,000 can do no wrong. Our|
offense consists in doubting it.
-- Justice Robert H. Jackson
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