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#687894% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.
#6879A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.
#6880A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out
of a divorce.
-- Don Quinn
#6881A bachelor is an unaltared male.
#6882A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty
and a boy for ever.
-- Helen Rowland
#6883A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot
the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
#6884A beautiful man is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and
purgatory for the purse.
#6885A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke.
-- Kipling
#6886A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad.
-- Emerson
#6887A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance
of turning around three times before lying down.
-- Robert Benchley
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