|#6878||94% of the women in America are beautiful and the rest hang out around here.|
|#6879||A bachelor is a man who never made the same mistake once.|
|#6880||A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out|
of a divorce.
-- Don Quinn
|#6881||A bachelor is an unaltared male.|
|#6882||A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty|
and a boy for ever.
-- Helen Rowland
|#6883||A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot|
the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
|#6884||A beautiful man is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and|
purgatory for the purse.
|#6885||A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke.|
|#6886||A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad.|
|#6887||A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance|
of turning around three times before lying down.
-- Robert Benchley
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