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|#7018||Everybody is given the same amount of hormones, at birth, and|
if you want to use yours for growing hair, that's fine with me.
|#7019||Farmers in the Iowa State survey rated machinery breakdowns more|
stressful than divorce.
-- Wall Street Journal
|#7020||Feminists just want the human race to be a tie.|
|#7021||First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really|
self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, "John Bull's Other Island"
|#7022||Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.|
-- Helen Rowland
|#7023||For a young man, not yet: for an old man, never at all.|
-- Diogenes, asked when a man should marry
When should a man marry? A young man, not yet; an elder man, not at all.
-- Sir Francis Bacon, "Of Marriage and Single Life"
|#7024||For I swore I would stay a year away from her; out and alas!|
but with break of day I went to make supplication.
-- Paulus Silentarius, c. 540 A.D.
|#7025||For thirty years a certain man went to spend every evening with Mme. ___.|
When his wife died his friends believed he would marry her, and urged
him to do so. "No, no," he said: "if I did, where should I have to
spend my evenings?"
|#7026||Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.|
|#7027||FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #14|
Let's say a man and woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One
of the boxers is felled by a low blow. The woman says "Oh, gee. That must
hurt." The man doubles over and actually FEELS the pain.
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, get the mail. A man will dress up
for: weddings, funerals. Speaking of weddings, when reminiscing about
weddings, women talk about "the ceremony". Men laugh about "the bachelor
Men think David Letterman is the funniest man on the face of the
Earth. Women think he is a mean, semi-dorky guy who always has a bad haircut.
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