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#7078I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped
Europa.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero
#7079I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
-- Tom McGuane
#7080I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-- Rita Rudner
#7081I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.
-- Walt Disney
#7082 I managed to say, "Sorry," and no more. I knew that he disliked
me to cry.
This time he said, watching me, "On some occasions it is better
to weep."
I put my head down on the table and sobbed, "If only she could come
back; I would be nice."
Francis said, "You gave her great pleasure always."
"Oh, not enough."
"Nobody can give anybody enough."
"Not ever?"
"No, not ever. But one must go on trying."
"And doesn't one ever value people until they are gone?"
"Rarely," said Francis. I went on weeping; I saw how little I had
valued him; how little I had valued anything that was mine.
-- Pamela Frankau, "The Duchess and the Smugs"
#7083I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor
#7084I met a wonderful new man. He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
-- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"
#7085I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the
places they do today.
-- Will Rogers
#7086I never met a woman I couldn't drink pretty.
#7087I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic. To see
the sights I'm never going to visit.
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