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#7118 |  | If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal. -- Abigail Van Buren
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#7119 |  | If you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
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#7120 |  | If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. -- Ann Landers
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#7121 |  | If you MUST get married, it is always advisable to marry beauty. Otherwise, you'll never find anybody to take her off your hands.
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#7122 |  | If you want me to be a good little bunny just dangle some carats in front of my nose. -- Lauren Bacall
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#7123 |  | If you want to be ruined, marry a rich woman. -- Michelet
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#7124 |  | If you want to read about love and marriage you've got to buy two separate books. -- Alan King
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#7125 |  | If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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#7126 |  | If you wish women to love you, be original; I know a man who wore fur boots summer and winter, and women fell in love with him. -- Anton Chekhov
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#7127 |  | In buying horses and taking a wife shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God.
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