|#6898||A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.|
-- Evan Esar
[ And why not? For why does she have his hat on? Ed.]
|#6899||A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.|
-- Fred Allen
|#6900||A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.|
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *____that ___had __to ____mean _________something*.
-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
|#6901||A girl with a future avoids the man with a past.|
-- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"
|#6902||A girl's best friend is her mutter.|
-- Dorothy Parker
|#6903||A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong--|
it merely keeps her from enjoying it.
|#6904||A good man always knows his limitations.|
-- Harry Callahan
|#6905||A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband.|
-- Michel de Montaigne
|#6906||A guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn't lose her confidence.|
|#6907||A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never.|
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