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#6898A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
-- Evan Esar
[ And why not? For why does she have his hat on? Ed.]
#6899A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
-- Fred Allen
#6900A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *____that ___had __to ____mean _________something*.
-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
#6901A girl with a future avoids the man with a past.
-- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"
#6902A girl's best friend is her mutter.
-- Dorothy Parker
#6903A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong--
it merely keeps her from enjoying it.
#6904A good man always knows his limitations.
-- Harry Callahan
#6905A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne
#6906A guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn't lose her confidence.
#6907A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never.
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