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#7188 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Many husbands go broke on the money their wives save on sales.
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#7189 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. -- Vicki Baum
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#7190 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Marriage causes dating problems.
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#7191 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Marriage is a ghastly public confession of a strictly private intention.
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#7192 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm not ready for an institution yet. -- Mae West
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#7193 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the large number that re-enlist. -- James Garner
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#7194 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
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#7195 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Roger Price
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#7196 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one undertakes to become nothing.
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#7197 | ![](/images/empty.gif) | Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery. -- George Jean Nathan
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