|#6908||A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.|
-- Helen Rowland
|#6909||A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.|
-- Lillian Day
|#6910||A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman.|
Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.
|#6911||A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after|
that begins to bunch them.
|#6912||A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend,|
who swore how much they were in love. To quiet the enraged husband, the
lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy. If I win,
you get a divorce so I can marry her. If you win, I promise never to see
her again. Okay?"
"Alright," agreed the husband. "But how about a quarter a point
on the side to make it interesting?"
|#6913||A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married. After|
that it's cheating.
-- Yves Montand
|#6914||A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself.|
-- Du Bois
|#6915||A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.|
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor, "Newsweek"
|#6916||A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.|
-- Brendan Francis
|#6917||A man is like a rusty wheel on a rusty cart,|
He sings his song as he rattles along and then he falls apart.
-- Richard Thompson
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