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#7438Women's virtue is man's greatest invention.
-- Cornelia Otis Skinner
#7439Women, deceived by men, want to marry them; it is a kind of revenge
as good as any other.
-- Philippe De Remi
#7440Women, when they are not in love, have all the cold blood of an experienced
attorney.
-- Honor'e de Balzac
#7441Women, when they have made a sheep of a man, always tell him that he is a
lion with a will of iron.
-- Honor'e de Balzac
#7442 "You are *so* lovely."
"Yes."
"Yes! And you take a compliment, too! I like that in a goddess."
#7443You are not permitted to kill a woman who has wronged you, but nothing
forbids you to reflect that she is growing older every minute. You are
avenged fourteen hundred and forty times a day.
-- Ambrose Bierce
#7444You ask what a nice girl will do? She won't give an inch, but she won't
say no.
-- Marcus Valerius Martialis
#7445You can have a dog as a friend. You can have whiskey as a friend. But
if you have a woman as a friend, you're going to wind up drunk and kissing
your dog.
-- foolin' around
#7446You can never trust a woman; she may be true to you.
#7447You can't kiss a girl unexpectedly -- only sooner than she thought you would.
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