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#7583A "practical joker" deserves applause for his wit according to its quality.
Bastinado is about right. For exceptional wit one might grant keelhauling.
But staking him out on an anthill should be reserved for the very wittiest.
-- Lazarus Long
#7584A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands.
#7585A bore is a man who talks so much about himself that you can't talk about
yourself.
#7586A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have
enlightened him with ours.
#7587A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
-- Herbert Prochnow
#7588A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil.
-- Victor Hugo
#7589A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
-- Edgar A. Shoaff
#7590A fair exterior is a silent recommendation.
-- Publilius Syrus
#7591A friend is a present you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson
#7592A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is one who talks to
you about himself; and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to
you about yourself.
-- Lisa Kirk
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