|#7683||Anyone can become angry -- that is easy; but to be angry with the right|
person, to the right degree, at the right time, for the right purpose
and in the right way -- that is not easy.
|#7684||"Anyone can say 'no'. It is the first word a child learns and often the|
first word he speaks. It is a cheap word because it requires no
explanation, and many men and women have acquired a reputation for
intelligence who know only this word and have used it in place of
thought on every occasion."
-- Chuck Jones (Warner Bros. animation director.)
|#7685||Anyone stupid enough to be caught by the police is probably guilty.|
|#7686||Apathy Club meeting this Friday. If you want to come, you're not invited.|
|#7687||"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"|
|#7688||Appearances often are deceiving.|
|#7689||Are your glasses mended with a strip of masking tape right over your nose?|
Do you put pennies in the slots in your penny loafers?
Does your bow-tie flash "hey you kid" in red neon at parties?
Do you think pizza before noon is unhealthy?
Do you use the "greasy kid's stuff" to stick down your cowlick?
Do you wear a "nerd-pack" in your shirt pocket to keep the dozen
or so pencils from marking the cloth?
Do you think Mary Jane is somebody's name?
Is illegal fishing something only a daring criminal would do?
Is Batman your hero? Superman? Green Lantern? The Shadow?
Do you think girls who kiss on the first date are loose?
|#7690|| Rate yourself on the nerd-o-matic scale. (1 point for each YES answer)|
0-2 -- You are really hip, a real cool cat, a hoopy frood.
3-5 -- There is hope for you yet.
6-7 -- Uh-oh, trouble in River City.
8-10 -- Your immortal soul is in peril.
11+ -- Does suicide seem attractive?
|#7691||Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.|
-- Messiah's Handbook : Reminders for the Advanced Soul
|#7692||Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly|
the same opinion.
-- Oscar Wilde
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