|#8703||When you dig another out of trouble, you've got a place to bury your own.|
|#8704||When you jump for joy, beware that no-one moves the ground from beneath|
-- Stanislaw Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"
|#8705||When you speak to others for their own good it's advice;|
when they speak to you for your own good it's interference.
|#8706||When you try to make an impression, the chances are that is the|
impression you will make.
|#8707||WHENEVER ANYBODY SAYS he's struggling to become a human being I have to|
laugh because the apes beat him to it by about a million years. Struggle
to become a parrot or something.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
|#8708||Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.|
|#8709||Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.|
-- Oscar Wilde
|#8710||Whenever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure|
that they're not using it.
|#8711||... whether it is better to spend a life not knowing what you want or to|
spend a life knowing exactly what you want and that you will never have it.
-- Richard Shelton
|#8712||While anyone can admit to themselves they were wrong, the true test is|
admission to someone else.
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