|#8043||If only I could be respected without having to be respectable.|
|#8044||If only one could get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment without|
having to accomplish anything.
|#8045||If only you had a personality instead of an attitude.|
|#8046||If opportunity came disguised as temptation, one knock would be enough.|
|#8047||If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward,|
then we are a sorry lot indeed.
-- Albert Einstein
|#8048||If people see that you mean them no harm, they'll never hurt you, nine|
times out of ten!
|#8049||If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?|
|#8050||If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.|
|#8051||If someone says he will do something "without fail", he won't.|
|#8052||If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down. If|
the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down. If the
bulletin covers are in short supply, however, church attendance will
exceed all expectations.
-- Reverend Chichester
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