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#8843I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
-- August Strindberg
#8844I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas. A Chihuahua isn't a dog. It's a rat
with a thyroid problem.
#8845If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?
#8846If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible.
We're offering a substantial reward. He's a sable collie, with three legs,
blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his
tail. He's been recently fixed. Answers to "Lucky".
#8847If you are a police dog, where's your badge?
-- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd
crazy.
#8848"If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little
Lavoris in the toilet."
-- Jay Leno
#8849If you have received a letter inviting you to speak at the dedication of a
new cat hospital, and you hate cats, your reply, declining the invitation,
does not necessarily have to cover the full range of your emotions. You must
make it clear that you will not attend, but you do not have to let fly at cats.
The writer of the letter asked a civil question; attack cats, then, only if
you can do so with good humor, good taste, and in such a way that your answer
will be courteous as well as responsive. Since you are out of sympathy with
cats, you may quite properly give this as a reason for not appearing at the
dedication ceremonies of a cat hospital. But bear in mind that your opinion
of cats was not sought, only your services as a speaker. Try to keep things
straight.
-- Strunk and White, "The Elements of Style"
#8850In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man.
-- Martin Mull
#8851It is not a good omen when goldfish commit suicide.
#8852It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
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