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#9074He who hates vices hates mankind.
#9075He who hesitates is last.
#9076He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
#9077He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.
-- Bertolt Brecht
#9078He who laughs last -- missed the punch line.
#9079He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
#9080He who laughs last hasn't been told the terrible truth.
#9081He who laughs last is probably your boss.
#9082He who laughs last usually had to have joke explained.
#9083He who laughs, lasts.
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