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#9471Don't mind him; politicians always sound like that.
#9472Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!
#9473Don't suspect your friends -- turn them in!
-- "Brazil"
#9474Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and
the lash.
-- Winston Churchill
#9475Don't vote -- it only encourages them!
#9476Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders
has been discontinued.
#9477Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs
in his country, provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a
university degree, influential parents, good looks, a curriculum vitae, two
3x4 snapshots, and a good tax record.
#9478Each person has the right to take the subway.
#9479Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United
States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only two cents a day.

[and getting better! Soon it'll be down to a penny a day!]
#9480Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?
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