|#9471||Don't mind him; politicians always sound like that.|
|#9472||Don't steal... the IRS hates competition!|
|#9473||Don't suspect your friends -- turn them in!|
|#9474||Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and|
-- Winston Churchill
|#9475||Don't vote -- it only encourages them!|
|#9476||Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders|
has been discontinued.
|#9477||Each person has the right to take part in the management of public affairs|
in his country, provided he has prior experience, a will to succeed, a
university degree, influential parents, good looks, a curriculum vitae, two
3x4 snapshots, and a good tax record.
|#9478||Each person has the right to take the subway.|
|#9479||Even though they raised the rate for first class mail in the United|
States we really shouldn't complain -- it's still only two cents a day.
[and getting better! Soon it'll be down to a penny a day!]
|#9480||Ever wonder if taxation without representation might have been cheaper?|
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