|#9541||I can hire one half of the working class to kill the other half.|
-- Jay Gould
|#9542||I don't care how poor and inefficient a little country is; they like to|
run their own business. I know men that would make my wife a better
husband than I am; but, darn it, I'm not going to give her to 'em.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
|#9543||"I don't care who does the electing as long as I get to do the nominating."|
-- Boss Tweed
|#9544||I don't like the Dutchman. He's a crocodile. He's sneaky. I don't trust him.|
-- Jack "Legs" Diamond, just before a peace conference
with Dutch Schultz.
I don't trust Legs. He's nuts. He gets excited and starts pulling a
trigger like another guy wipes his nose.
-- Dutch Schultz, just before a peace conference with
|#9545||I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the|
streets and frighten the horses.
-- Victor Hugo
|#9546||I DON'T THINK I'M ALONE when I say I'd like to see more and more planets|
fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
|#9547||I find this corpse guilty of carrying a concealed weapon and I fine it $40.|
-- Judge Roy Bean, finding a pistol and $40 on a man he'd
|#9548||I found Rome a city of bricks and left it a city of marble.|
-- Augustus Caesar
|#9549||I have a dream. I have a dream that one day, on the red hills of Georgia, |
the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to
sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr.
|#9550||I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice|
my wife's brother.
-- Artemus Ward
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