|#10001||We should be glad we're living in the time that we are. If any of us had been|
born into a more enlightened age, I'm sure we would have immediately been taken
out and shot.
-- Strange de Jim
|#10002||We should have a great many fewer disputes in the world if only words were|
taken for what they are, the signs of our ideas only, and not for things
-- John Locke
|#10003||We should have a Vollyballocracy. We elect a six-pack of presidents.|
Each one serves until they screw up, at which point they rotate.
-- Dennis Miller
|#10004||We the unwilling, led by the ungrateful, are doing the impossible.|
We've done so much, for so long, with so little,
that we are now qualified to do something with nothing.
|#10005||We totally deny the allegations, and we're trying to identify the allegators.|
|#10006||We tried to close Ohio's borders and ran into a Constitutional problem.|
There's a provision in the Constitution that says you can't close your
borders to interstate commerce, and garbage is a form of interstate commerce.
-- Ohio Lt. Governor Paul Leonard
|#10007||We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel|
a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
-- Dave Barry
|#10008||Well, don't worry about it... It's nothing.|
-- Lieutenant Kermit Tyler (Duty Officer of Shafter Information
Center, Hawaii), upon being informed that Private Joseph
Lockard had picked up a radar signal of what appeared to be
at least 50 planes soaring toward Oahu at almost 180 miles
per hour, December 7, 1941.
|#10009||Well, he didn't know what to do, so he decided to look at the government,|
to see what they did, and scale it down and run his life that way.
-- Laurie Anderson
|#10010||What a strange game. The only winning move is not to play.|
-- WOP, "War Games"
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