|#10792||Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?|
A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
|#10793||Q: What's the difference between the 1950's and the 1980's?|
A: In the 80's, a man walks into a drugstore and states loudly, "I'd
like some condoms," and then, leaning over the counter, whispers,
"and some cigarettes."
|#10794||Q: What's the difference between USL and the Titanic?|
A: The Titanic had a band.
|#10795||Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?|
A: A canary with the super-user password.
|#10796||Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?|
A: Zorn's Lemon.
|#10797||Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?|
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
|#10798||Q: Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?|
A: Lawn Boy.
|#10799||Q: Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon?|
A: To impress Jodie Foster.
|#10800||Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?|
A: Because he was hungry.
|#10801||Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?|
A: He was giving it last rites.
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