|#10742||Q: How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?|
|#10743||Q: How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?|
A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out
of the way.
|#10744||Q: How much does it cost to ride the Unibus?|
A: 2 bits.
|#10745||Q: How was Thomas J. Watson buried?|
A: 9 edge down.
|#10746||Q: Know what the difference between your latest project|
and putting wings on an elephant is?
A: Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh...
|#10747||Q: Minnesotans ask, "Why aren't there more pharmacists from Alabama?"|
A: Easy. It's because they can't figure out how to get the little
bottles into the typewriter.
|#10748||Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?|
A: "The elephants are coming over the hill."
Q: What did he say when saw them coming over the hill wearing
A: Nothing, for he didn't recognize them.
|#10749||Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?|
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
|#10750||Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?|
A: The very best person they can possibly be.
|#10751||Q: What do monsters eat?|
Q: What do monsters drink?
A: Coke. (Because Things go better with Coke.)
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