|#10752||Q: What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?|
A: The impossible dream.
|#10753||Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?|
A: The same middle name.
|#10754||Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?|
A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
|#10755||Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal?|
Q: What do you call a blind pre-historic animal with a dog?
A: Diyathinkhesaurus Rex.
|#10756||Q: What do you call a blind, deaf-mute, quadraplegic Virginian?|
|#10757||Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?|
A: A stick.
|#10758||Q: What do you call a half-dozen Indians with Asian flu?|
A: Six sick Sikhs (sic).
|#10759||Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C|
is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.
|#10760||Q: What do you call a WASP who doesn't work for his father, isn't a|
lawyer, and believes in social causes?
A: A failure.
|#10761||Q: What do you call the money you pay to the government when|
you ride into the country on the back of an elephant?
A: A howdah duty.
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