|#10762||Q: What do you call the scratches that you get when a female|
sheep bites you?
A: Ewe nicks.
|#10763||Q: What do you get when you cross a mobster with an international standard?|
A: You get someone who makes you an offer that you can't understand!
|#10764||Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?|
A: An offer you can't understand.
|#10765||Q: What do you have when you have a lawyer buried up to his neck in sand?|
A: Not enough sand.
|#10766||Q: What do you say to a New Yorker with a job?|
A: Big Mac, fries and a Coke, please!
|#10767||Q: What does a WASP Mom make for dinner?|
A: A crisp salad, a hearty soup, a lovely entree, followed by
a delicious dessert.
|#10768||Q: What does friendship among Soviet nationalities mean?|
A: It means that the Armenians take the Russians by the hand; the
Russians take the Ukrainians by the hand; the Ukranians take
the Uzbeks by the hand; and they all go and beat up the Jews.
|#10769||Q: What does it say on the bottom of Coke cans in North Dakota?|
A: Open other end.
|#10770||Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?|
A: A dinner party.
|#10771||Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?|
A: Moby Pickle.
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